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Party Hardy. If you could invite any 10 persons, living or dead, to a dinner party you were hosting, who would they be??

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  1. Timothy Leary
  2. Abbie Hoffman
  3. Deborah Davis
    Former Village Voice writer and author of Katharine the Great: Katharine Graham and the Washington Post Empire, a scathing expose of that newspaper and corporate news media in general.
  4. Bill Shakespeare
  5. Jesus
    Just to see if he believed what everyone wrote about him after
    his death. No, better yet, I'd invite Mary Magdelen, his gf, and ask her, "Was he egomaniacal or just a simple Joe who, after his death, was careened with praise, so others could establish a bustling church?" Brothers, we need your money for the Lord's work! Allelujah!
  6. Nicole Eggert
    Formerly of BayWatch, to improve my stroke
  7. The Cure
    For their heavenly jams after dinner
  8. John Kennedy
    To see if he was really planning to leave Vietnam alone
  9. Mary Pinchot Meyer
    JFK's lover who may have convinced him not to play with guns
  10. Blair Brown
    She'd have to come as twenty-something though
  11. Julius Caesar
    To learn why the evil proto-fascists hated him so much, similar to Kennedy
  12. Karl Marx
    'cause he's cool like that Ztyxrqpwvsq Qgwzhvxjyy
E-MAIL me your dinner guests and I'll post them.
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